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Selma Blair is on Set (IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com)

Lindsay Lohan Might Not Be Gay Anymore — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 09:34:00+0100

So, here's Selma Blair in a bikini on the set of Kath and Kim. I have no idea what this show is supposed to be about, but if I had to guess, I'd say it has something to do with wiping out erections. [[ This is a content summary only. Visit IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com for full links, other content, and more! ]]

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Lindsay Lohan Has Been Gay Already — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 09:59:00+0100

Roseanne Barr is talking smack about Brad and Angelina [Dlisted] [[ This is a content summary only. Visit IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com for full links, other content, and more! ]]

Lindsay Lohan Might Not Be Gay Anymore (IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com)

Amy Winehouse Attacks! — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 10:34:00+0100

The pull of dick is too powerful for Lindsay Lohan to resist, because sources say her relationship with DJ Samantha Ronson, may be at its end. OK! reports: [[ This is a content summary only. Visit IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com for full links, other content, and more! ]]

Lindsay Lohan Has Been Gay Already (IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com)

Kim Kardashian is a Trannycat Doll — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 10:48:00+0100

You remember the rumor last year that Lindsay Lohan was doing the daughter of Yahoo! CEO, Terry Semel, Courtenay Semel? Want to take a guess if that was true? I know! Brace yourself! News of The... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com for full links, other content, and more! ]]

Kristen Bell is in a Bikini (IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com)

John Mayer Talks About Jennifer Aniston — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 13:43:00+0100

Kristen Bell is painfully cute and adorable, so the only thing I can think of is that her father abandoned her as a child, leaving her an empty void of endless need. Because, let's be honest here,... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com for full links, other content, and more! ]]

Kim Kardashian is a Trannycat Doll (IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com)

Ellen DeGeneres Got Married — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 12:39:00+0100

Performing with the Pussycat Dolls is a coming of age ritual for any respectable whore, so let's all congratulate Kim Kardashian on hers Friday night in Las Vegas. According to these pictures, she... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com for full links, other content, and more! ]]

Kelly Brook is in a Bikini (IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com)

IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 13:23:00+0100

Kelly Brook is in the French Riviera for some reason, and at this point there really should be a law that says a bikini is the most clothes Kelly Brook is allowed to wear. And we wouldn't even have... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com for full links, other content, and more! ]]

Katie Price is Different (IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com)

Selma Blair is on Set — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 15:56:00+0100

Katie Price had about a billionty surgeries on her tits, most recently a reduction, but hey, why stop there? The Sun reports: [[ This is a content summary only. Visit IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com for full links, other content, and more! ]]

Kate Beckinsale is in a Bikini (IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com)

Kelly Brook is in a Bikini — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 11:26:00+0100

These pictures of Kate Beckinsale prancing around in a bikini in Cabo only prove that my continued ridicule in the scientific community will one day come to an end. My theory that the color orange... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com for full links, other content, and more! ]]

John Mayer Talks About Jennifer Aniston (IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com)

Jennifer Lopez is Still a Bitch — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 14:00:00+0100

Last week, the news broke that John Mayer dumped Jennifer Aniston because she was desperate, then Aniston's publicist planted a story that it was actually Aniston who dumped Mayer because he was a... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com for full links, other content, and more! ]]

Jennifer Lopez is Still a Bitch (IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com)

Christina Applegate Had a Double Mastectomy — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 09:22:00+0100

Jennifer Lopez never ever disappoints when it comes to telling the world how great Jennifer Lopez is. And I have to admit, this time it's pretty impressive. Even for me. You've been warned. As you... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com for full links, other content, and more! ]]

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Katie Price is Different — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 15:26:00+0100

Margaret Cho is tattooed [Just Jared] [[ This is a content summary only. Visit IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com for full links, other content, and more! ]]

Ellen DeGeneres Got Married (IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com)

Kristen Bell is in a Bikini — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 13:00:00+0100

Due to the California Supreme Court overturning the ban on gay marriage, Ellen DeGeneres and her girlfriend of four years, Portia de Rossi (real name: Amanda Lee Rogers) were married this weekend.... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com for full links, other content, and more! ]]

Christina Applegate Had a Double Mastectomy (IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com)

Kate Beckinsale is in a Bikini — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 10:16:00+0100

Earlier this month, Christina Applegate revealed she had been diagnosed with an early form of breast cancer. Today, she claims she is "100% cancer free" thanks to a double mastectomy. Ouch. People... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com for full links, other content, and more! ]]

Amy Winehouse Attacks! (IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com)

Roseanne Link — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 11:52:00+0100

New video has surfaced of Amy Winehouse, yet again, attacking a random person while being completely unprovoked. This time, Amy slaps a middle-aged woman in the face as the woman tries to speak to... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com for full links, other content, and more! ]]

Who's The Baby Bump's Mommy? (A Socialite's Life)

Meet Nickelodeon's Answer to Miley Cyrus — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 14:59:08+0100

Photos: BauerGriffinOnline

Find out who she is after the jump.

Top Chef: The Last Course (A Socialite's Life)

Jocelyn Wildenstein Meows Through Security — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 21:07:00+0100

/>Previously - Well, my first season recapping Top Chef is coming to a close. I was kinda bored for the most part. There's not much you can do over a burner. In a surprise move, the judges kept Lisa. Man, do the viewers hate that chick. Well, she does act like an ass most of the time. Top that off with that bad haircut and you have a target for all your venom. Oh, so Antonia went home and Richard won a car. I still think Stephanie and her Xanax prescription are going to make off with this whole thing.

Puerto Rico. Stephanie talks. They all have lunch or something. Lisa looks like she just dismounted from her bike for dykes. Richards waxes a little self-pitying and mentions that he has a wife, and a baby on the way and he has everything to lose. I don't think you're going to get fired or anything for losing this. Wow, gawky cute, but total drama mama. Richard says that he can't believe Lisa is still here. In fact, you can feel the disdain Richard and Stephanie have for her through your television.

More Top Chef, after the jump!

Tom Cruise Vs. Dr. Drew! (A Socialite's Life)

Pete Wentz Proud Of Wife Ashlee's Pregnancy Boob — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 21:59:00+0100

Tom Cruise might have met his match. Unfortunately. Dr. Drew Pinsky gave in. The Celebrity Rehab counselor and level-headed Loveline doctor recently gave his diagnosis of Tom Cruise in an upcoming Playboy interview. Thank Xenu that someone in the medical profession recently gave their professional opinion of that wacky queen! Katie's going to need all the documentation she can get for the court battle that will take place if she ever escapes her brainwashing drug regimen!

"A lot of people in the public eye who behave strangely have mental illness we can learn from, and much of it is based on childhood trauma, without a doubt. Take a guy like Tom Cruise. Why would somebody be drawn into a cultish kind of environment like Scientology? To me, that's a function of a very deep emptiness and suggests serious neglect in childhood - maybe some abuse, but mostly neglect," Dr. Drew says.

You forgot the closeted homosexuality. That's the shredded cheese on top of this chili! As expected, Cruise's lawyer lashed out at Drew and compared him to a Nazi. For having a medical opinion?

"This unqualified television performer who is obviously just looking for notoriety is so grotesquely unprofessional as to pretend to diagnose Tom and others without ever meeting them. He seems to be spewing the absurdity that all Scientologists are mentally ill. The last time we heard garbage like this was from Joseph Goebbels," says Cruise's high-powered attorney, Bert Fields.

Drew caved. Probably because he knows that Cruise has millions and, even scarier, followers. Some of them high-powered.

"Although Mr. Field's intent is clearly to slander and discredit Dr. Drew, under no circumstances is Dr. Drew making a blanket diagnosis about Scientology nor Mr. Cruise whom he does not know. Dr. Drew was simply using Mr. Cruise as an example of someone who is recognizable to help the public understand. Again, Dr. Drew meant him no harm," his rep said in a statement.

Tom's not paranoid or anything. I mean, his cars are bombproof, but you never know when someone might throw grenades at his SUV. Right. *cuckoo sound*

Photos: Getty Images

The Jonas Bros. Have Their Own Movie (A Socialite's Life)

Paris Hilton Can Write? — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 20:29:00+0100

It's called Camp Rock, and it's a Disney Channel flick. These chicks are still being dressed by Olivia Newton-John's character in Xanadu, huh? The Jonas Bros., it seems, are loved and revered by their co-star and director. One of the actresses, though, wants you to make sure she's not sleeping with Joe Jonas. Or is she? This slip seems kind of Freudian, though. Or a careful attempt to stir up some shit.

"Joe was such a sweetheart. He was awesome," said co-star Demi Lovato, who plays his love interest.

"We had the chemistry, but not romantically, just as friends," she continued. "I got to know them really well, they've become like family," she added.

Did you catch that? First off, who are you Demi Lovato? She is scheming, isn't she? Calculated!

The writer and director of Camp Rock (who I am praying is the Julie Brown I think it is) didn't know who the hell the brothers were when she started the project, but she managed to fill herself in.

"When I started to write this, I didn't know who the Jonas Brothers were," Julie Brown said. "They weren't the phenomenon they are, because it was two and a half years ago. And now they're amazing. When they were first cast, I had to go and look them up to see what they did, and they were so good. They are fantastic."

Are we talking MTV's Just Say Julie/Earth Girls Are Easy/Trapped in the Body of a White Girl Julie Brown? Hells yeah! I'm glad she washed ashore on something successful! That chick is rad! "The Homecoming Queen's Got A Gun" is the only song that J. Harvey will actually sing at karaoke!

Photos: Getty Images

9 more photos of the Jonas Brothers from the Camp Rock premiere are after the jump.

Sarah Larson Walks Off Rejection (A Socialite's Life)

The Jonas Bros. Have Their Own Movie — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 19:59:00+0100

Sarah Larson is trying to make that moment in the sun last. Here she is working the Ivy on Robertson Blvd., which is the place to be seen if you're a Z-lister frantically trying to stay in the public eye. Larson is the cocktail waitress who recently got dumped by George Clooney. But she's now the Little Dumped Girl That Could.

"She knows she can't go back to a so-called normal life right now. So she wants to take this situation and turn it into something meaningful and helpful," a source (was it Sarah?) said.

Larson reportedly wants to create her own line of lingerie and work with HIV-related charities. Is she going to be afford that with the tips she makes?

Larson also reportedly had a boob job, which might have led to their split. No one knows if this is the truth, because neither she nor Clooney are commenting on their split. Clooney's probably like "Who? Oh yeah, uh, Susan. No? Sally? Sheena. Wait, let me look on the Internet...:

Photos: SplashNewsOnline/WENN

More photos of Sarah Larson enjoying her 16th minute of fame on Robertson Blvd. are after the jump.

Sandra Bullock Is 'All About Steve' Now (A Socialite's Life)

A Socialite's Life — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 00:14:11+0100

Just two seconds ago Sandra Bullock was all over Ryan Reynold's balls. But now she has lightened her coif and hopped on over to the set of another movie called All About Steve.

According to IMDB, Sandra Bullock plays an "eccentric crossword puzzler" who believes that a CNN cameraman is her true love. Then she goes all astronaut stalker and follows him around the country. It's a rom-com not a thriller, so don't get too freaked out.

Those red boots are... nice. At least they aren't all beat up like those Louboutin's she had to wear last time (although I don't have any, so I can't say much).

Sandra's outfit is really starting to grow on me though. For a professional crossword-er she sure looks pretty stylish!

Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline

More photos of Sandra Bullock on the set of All About Steve are after the jump.

Pete Wentz Proud Of Wife Ashlee's Pregnancy Boob (A Socialite's Life)

Britney Spears Might Get An Emmy Nomination — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 22:29:00+0100

Where's the other one? Pregnancy only inflates one boober sometimes? Huh? I seriously need to take a class. Pete Wentz called into the John Jay & Rich radio show in Phoenix this morning and sorta told them that he and Ashlee are expecting twins! In discussing his wife's pregnancy, Pete mentioned a scrapbook he was keeping for "them". Twin flat irons! Except he's since cleared the statement up with another gossip blogger who shall remain nameless because that arrogant bitch gets enough traffic.

"That was waaaaay wrong. I meant to say 'the baby' and said 'them' cos it was 7 am. Not in a bs way: I can tell you we are absolutely not having twins. I totally misspoke coz we dunno if it's a boy or girl. I try to speak vaguely and I totally blew it on this one."

That's good, but it still doesn't explain why pregnancy has only enhanced one of Ashlee's tatters. Can pregnancy wonk mammaries? Ladies? Anyone?

Photos: WENN

More photos of Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson leaving a medical building in West Hollywood after the jump.

Paris Hilton Can Write? (A Socialite's Life)

Top Chef: The Last Course — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 20:59:00+0100

Paris Hilton has updated her blog. She wrote about filming her new show about trying to find friends. I seriously am now over my neuroses about being a boring writer. Here's why:

"Hey everyone! It's been a little while since I last checked in. I've been so busy shooting my new show. It's been quite the experience, these people are amazing! Everyone of the contestants is very special in there own way. We are having the best time, it's been so much fun to meet such interesting characters. We've gone on some crazy adventures together. I even brought some of the contestants on trips with me to Japan and Las Vegas within the past 2 weeks. It's been a blast! It's so much fun to take your friends to places they've never been and show them experiences they'd never even think of. It's quite a site and its going to be an amazing show and I'm so happy and thrilled with what's happening everyday."

Zzzzzzzzzzwha? What the f*ck? Did Harlow Madden dictate that shit? No, she probably would have been a little more interesting and spelled "sight" correctly.

Paris goes on to talk about how she's become really close with the contestants and how the eliminations have been "brutal" on her. She just loves them all so much and is so very sad to see them go. How do we insure that one of them snaps and turns on her ass with a hammer? I hope the screening process wasn't too thorough and some crazy bitch got in there. Sleeper crazy!

Here's Paris in Vegas with her dude. Seriously, I think he works at Castle Frankenstein.

Photos: WENN

More photos of Paris and Benji partying in Las Vegas after the jump.

Our Favorite D-Lister Kathy Griffin Is Ba-ack! (A Socialite's Life)

Sandra Bullock Is 'All About Steve' Now — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 23:50:53+0100

The premiere of Kathy Griffin's first episode of her newest season of "My Life on the D-List" has her excited over her Producer's Guild Award nomination, as well the Guild's nervous reaction to having her present an award. That incorrigible Kath!

"My Life on the D-List" premieres tonight at 9/8c.

Oprah Needs To Give Others Turns On That 'Forbes' List (A Socialite's Life)

Lindsay Lohan's Belly Swells With Fake Life — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 16:59:00+0100

Forbes magazine has once again released their list of the 100 richest celebrities in the world and your spiritual guru Oprah Winfrey is once again at the top. She made $275 million this past year. Do you think she'll ever run for office? It's not like things could get much worse and at least we'll have a president who likes to read.

Here's the top ten:

The Top 10

1. Oprah Winfrey
2. Tiger Woods
3. Angelina Jolie
4. Beyonce Knowles
5. David Beckham
6. Johnny Depp
7. Jay-Z
8. The Police
9. J.K. Rowling
10. Brad Pitt

Wait, where's Madge? Snap! Madonna didn't make the list. And Angelina Jolie makes more money than her husband! That's got to cause a few snickers over the dinner table in France on Angie's part. Who knew Johnny Depp did that well for himself? That gay pirate thing pays off! And what's with Tiger Woods? Hasn't he gotten a ball stuck in a sandtrap yet? People love that guy. Golf is so friggin' boring. Watching it on TV is worse. They need to spice it up with pyrotechnics or something.

Nicole Richie Trying To Find Herself (A Socialite's Life)

Oprah Needs To Give Others Turns On That 'Forbes' List — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 16:29:00+0100

Nicole Richie, possibly taking a cue from her "best friend" Paris Hilton's current quest to find a friend via reality television, is pitching a show that would find her trying to find the "next Nicole Richie." Who was the first one? Damn. What does she do anyway? What are the qualifications? Having a baby to avoid jail?

Nicole did star on a couple of seasons of The Simple Life with that walking herpes sore Paris. So I guess she's at least got some reality show cred. Anyway, the pitch says that she would take seven girls from around the country and test their ability to "achieve insta-fame." I can only imagine the events. Acting like a twat to the salesgirl in Fred Segal, bathroom bjs and who can hoover up the pile of Bolivian marching powder the fastest off Nicole's coffee table. No, Harlow, the sugar's for mommy.

Supposedly the remaining two girls would be judged during a live finale. And three networks are reportedly interested. CW, Fox, the Eternal Word Network?

Photos: Flynet Online

Music in the Morning: Sigur Ros - 'Gobbledigook' (A Socialite's Life)

Heidi and Spencer To Air Their Sham Wedding? — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 12:59:31+0100

"Gobbledigook," the first single off Sigur Ros' new disc, me� su� � eyrum vi� spilum endalaust, due in stores June 23.

Mischa Barton Embraces Her Inner Native American (A Socialite's Life)

Music in the Morning: Sigur Ros - 'Gobbledigook' — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 11:59:07+0100

Photos: INFDaily

Is she fashion forward or fashion challenged?

More photos of Mischa Barton are after the jump.

Mike Myers Premieres His Latest Costumed Comedy (A Socialite's Life)

Angelina Jolie Twins Shock — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 17:59:25+0100

Mike Myers and his new buddy and co-star Justin Timberlake looked like they were posing for a promotional poster for an modern-day version of My Two Dads. In actuality, the scene is the red-carpet for their movie together The Love Guru in Hollywood.

Timberlake talked about his scant wardrobe on the set of the film, telling the press, "There's nothing worse than wearing Speedo on a film. Sexy and what I wore in this film should never be in the same sentence." Liar.

Romany Malco and Telma Hopkins both also star in the film and God love Telma, but I think someone needs to tell her that her bra is holding one of her breasts hostage.

Photos: Getty Images

19 more photos from the premiere of Love Guru featuring Justin Timberlake, Mike Meyers, Tila Tequila, Verne Troyer, Meagan Good and Mariska Hargitay are after the jump.

Meet Nickelodeon's Answer to Miley Cyrus (A Socialite's Life)

Nicole Richie Trying To Find Herself — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 15:44:05+0100

Former nanny that I am, I can't help but know everything about what the kids are watching these days. Since Hannah Montana is rocking the world and Zoey got herself knocked up, Nickelodeon must be scrambling to find their next golden goose. Their answer is sweet little Miranda Cosgrove.

She started as the adorable little sibling of kid rock duo Drake and Josh for Nick, and then moved on to her own show iCarly, which is proving to be a hit for the younger crowd. Excited about the possibility of half-dressed MySpace and Vanity Fair photos? Don't be.

At a signing for her new album iCarly - Music from and Inspired by the Hit TV Show, Miranda said that her parents are "kind of strict." She added, "I have to clean my room and stuff like that. And I have been grounded before, unfortunately."

But don't worry. This chicklet will have a little more freedom to screw up soon. The next thing on her to-do list: get a driver's license!

Photos: WENN

Madonna's Brother Is Brave (A Socialite's Life)

Sarah Larson Walks Off Rejection — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 19:29:00+0100

Photos: Getty Images

This guy is toast. He's going to die a pauper! If he needs a kidney transplant, there is no way Madonna is giving up the organ. She'd throw two away just to spite him now! Madonna's brother Christopher Ciccone is releasing a memoir on July 15. It's called Life With My Sister. The two of them have been on the outs for several years. Think she should worry?

Ciccone was once a close friend of his sister's, and even directed two of her concert tours (Blonde Ambition and Girlie Show). They had a falling out, reportedly over her marrying Guy Ritchie, and he now works as a designer in Miami.

Madonna is reportedly ready to kill a bitch to keep this book from hitting the shelves. No word on what he says about her exactly, but she's reportedly sought legal assistance. In fact, it seems as if we've been led astray by that consultation.

"When she was meeting with lawyers and everyone was saying it was because she wanted to divorce Guy, she was really meeting with them to get the book killed," a source says.

Madonna's rep denies that she's sought out an attorney and says that Madonna has no comment about the book.

Christopher Ciccone appears ready to run the whole celebrity tell-all gauntlet. Sources say his publishing company, Simon & Schuster have been approaching television programs like the one Diane Sawyer hosts.

"Simon & Schuster has been talking to Diane's team for two weeks," the source says.

Seriously, Madge has tons of money and she will be able to hire a plane to fly into his house in Miami. He better seek out a bomb shelter. What is she so afraid of though? It's not like we don't know she's an insufferable bitch. Why do you think the gays love her so much?

Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline

Lindsay Lohan's Belly Swells With Fake Life (A Socialite's Life)

Mike Myers Premieres His Latest Costumed Comedy — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 17:29:23+0100

Don't worry, the least advisable pregnancy in the world hasn't taken place. (OK, maybe the second least advisable pregnancy...) This is just Lindsay Lohan on the set of her movie Labor Pains. The troubled starlet (my FAVORITE term of the month year) is back to work filming in Sherman Oaks, California.

There are so many reasons that she'd be in trouble if she got knocked up right now. For starters, her girlfriend Samantha might get just a teensy bit suspicious. Sam's no scientist, but I'm pretty sure she'd know something was up.

Photos: INFDaily/FlynetOnline

More photos of Lindsay Lohan on the set of Labor Pains after the jump.

Lauren Conrad Forgets Feuds When Drunk (A Socialite's Life)

Madonna's Brother Is Brave — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 18:59:27+0100

LAUREN: "Audrina...I'm so sorry that I threw a hissy fit the other day asked you to move out. And that I'm about to throw up into your shoes..."

AUDRINA: "Oh my God! That's totally fine! I forgive you! And thanks for getting me into that club. Also, I'm not even wearing shoes. These pants cover up my feet so perfectly."

Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge were rumored to be on the outs, but as we all know, alcohol is the salve that heals all relationship wounds. Just ask Justin Bobby.

These two buddies from The Hills were seen leaving the Crown Bar, with Lauren "Lo" Bosworth trailing along behind clasping LC's hand. Maybe their friendship is stronger than we thought. MWAHAHAHA! But seriously, they probably just know drama is money.

Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline/WENN

More photos of Audrina Patridge and a tipsy Lauren Conrad leaving Crown Bar after the jump.

Kate Hudson Dodges Romance Rumors On 'The View' (A Socialite's Life)

Mischa Barton Embraces Her Inner Native American — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 00:50:59+0100

Bless Kate Hudson's heart, we know that she's got the whole dingy-but-sweet romantic comedy heroine thing down to a science, but her acting muscles can only stretch so far. She's maintaining her code of silence about her Armstrong relationship. During her interview on The View, Hudson balked at the direct line of questioning from Barbara Walters with a bunch of blushing and goofy smiles.

She playfully told the ladies, "Yeah, I try not to talk about my personal life." Hmm, maybe the root of the problem is that she has a pretty damn active personal life.

Photos: WENN

More photos of Kate Hudson attending the Stella McCartney Spring 2009 fashion presentation at the Jefferson Market Garden in Greenwich Village after the jump.

Jocelyn Wildenstein Meows Through Security (A Socialite's Life)

Is That Victoria Beckham? — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 21:18:38+0100

The infamous plastic surgery victim known as "Cat Woman" AKA Jocelyn Wildenstein was spotted prowling the wilds of the airport. Can you imagine working security and being expected to allow this woman past? I'd be nervous that whatever disease had done that damage to her face might be contagious and I'd quarantine her ass immediately. I don't need to get some cat-face disease! I have bills to pay and unborn children to one day conceive and then raise!

For more photos of the Cat Woman, visit BauerGriffinOnline!

Photos: SplashNewsOnline

Is That Victoria Beckham? (A Socialite's Life)

'Tori & Dean: Home Sweet Hollywood' — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 21:29:00+0100

Is it Bizarro Day here at Socialite Life? Am I really seeing Victoria Beckham in hippie jeans and flat sandals? Has she branched out into acting and this is for a part? Why is she playing a lesbian? I would ask why is she playing a "sullen lesbian" but she's always sullen.

Here's David Beckham, the kids, and whoever that woman is in Disneyland in Anaheim, California. Even Chip and Dale are going to ask her where her customary high heels are. I thought she couldn't walk without high heels? Or maybe that's Mariah Carey. I get confused - they're both ridiculous crazy bitches with way too much money.

Photos: SplashNewsOnline

More photos of the Beckham's at Disneyland after the jump.

Heidi and Spencer To Air Their Sham Wedding? (A Socialite's Life)

Brad Pitt's Ladies In Box Office Face-Off — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 13:29:58+0100

As we told you earlier, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, human runoff from The Hills, are in talks with MTV for their own show. And according to E! News, the couple have been chatting with the network about the possibility of having their wedding filmed to air on TV.

The two publicity black holes told Us Weekly that their "dream wedding" would be catered by Wolfgang Puck's Cut restaurant, include a performance by U2 (as well as a performance by Heidi, which I agree would be an AWESOME addition to the wedding lineup) and take place on Richard Branson's Necker Island in the Virgin Islands.

Yes, because hearing Heidi squawk out some of her inane lyrics either before or after Bono is such a great way to downplay the disparity of talent between the two.

If this actually does end up on TV, it would only be fair for them to would also oblige us with a televised public hanging. At least it would be less gruesome to watch

Photos: SplashNewsOnline

More photos of the always charming Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are after the jump.

George Clooney Didn't Like Sarah Larson's New Rack (A Socialite's Life)

'Gossip Girl' Spinoff Isn't Happening... Yet — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 23:29:44+0100

Early reports were saying that George Clooney left Sarah Larson because of her blabbermouth, but now reports are saying it was for a different cause altogether.

In Touch Weekly is reporting that George didn't really want Sarah to get a boob job, but the aspiring model did in May in what some have deemed a desperate attempt to keep George around. They say that George had already made up his mind about dumping her before the surgery, and even before their appearance at the Metropolitan Museum of Art gala in early May.

"He wanted to break up with her but ... He didn't want to be a jerk, so he took her to be nice," the source said.

But the breakup itself? Another source says "They had a huge fight and he left the house. Sarah read in the media that they'd broken up and freaked out because George hadn't told her anything. He had to explain himself because she'd found out with the rest of the world."

I feel sorry for Sarah, but at least she's getting a Playboy photo shoot out of the deal. At least one good thing came from that boob job.

Photos: WENN

Britney Spears Might Get An Emmy Nomination (A Socialite's Life)

Our Favorite D-Lister Kathy Griffin Is Ba-ack! — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 23:14:08+0100

Britney Spears is one of 41 actresses included on the official ballot released by the Academy of Television Arts & Sciences to its voting members. That means that Brit has a chance of being nominated for her guest appearances on How I Met Your Mother for an Emmy this year!

I know. Calm down. An Emmy might mean that Britney's back on track. If by some chance it helps inspire her to really get on the straight and narrow path, there will still be plenty of news for you consume about her wild and crazy days.

Lynne Spears is coming to the rescue! Her tell-all memoir is finally going to be released this coming September. The book was originally going to be released on Mother's Day this year but was postponed when Jamie Lynn got knocked up.

Through the Storm: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World is going to be the story of the hot mess from the inside. I love it! It's going to be so much better than that crap Justin Timberlake's mom wrote!

Photos: FlynetOnline

More photos of Britney Spears are after the jump.

Brad Pitt's Ladies In Box Office Face-Off (A Socialite's Life)

Who's The Baby Bump's Mommy? — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 14:14:25+0100

No longer fighting over the same man, Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie will now find themselves duking it out for ticket sales. Angie's movie Changeling is set to be released on the same day as Aniston's romantic comedy He's Just Not That Into You, October 24.

It's going to be an interesting battle, with Jolie reportedly already earmarked for an Oscar nomination for her performance in the Clint Eastwood-directed picture and Jennifer Aniston traditionally raking in big bucks for her romantic comedies.

Sounds like it's going to be the ultimate popularity contest. To be fair, I'm going to try and see both movies. I know the ladies will appreciate that.

Photos: PacificCoastNews.com

Ashton Kutcher's Mystical Hair Growth (A Socialite's Life)

Kate Hudson Dodges Romance Rumors On 'The View' — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 00:29:57+0100

The What Happens in Vegas star has been sporting some noticeable scruff on his usually clean-shaven face. However the hair growth not a fashion statement. Kutcher's reason for the bearded visage is in his religious beliefs.

According an In Touch insider, "He is growing it because of the Jewish and Kabbalah holiday called Lag Ba'Omer." Traditionally, men shave their beards after the 49 days between Passover and Shavuot, which on this year happened on May 23.

However, it looks as if Ashton decided to keep the beard. I'm not really sure what to say to that. I'm always at a loss as to what to think about people who believe in things.

Photos: WENN

Angelina Jolie Twins Shock (A Socialite's Life)

Lauren Conrad Forgets Feuds When Drunk — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 18:29:24+0100

Finding out that she was pregnant with two babies was a surprise to Angelina Jolie, who told Entertainment Weekly, "We weren't expecting twins. So it did shock us, and we jumped to six [children] quickly. But we like a challenge."

I can't even imagine having that many kids, although I like to pretend that I can because I watch lots and lots of Jon and kate Plus 8. Which leads me to my next point: Brad and Angelina really should have a reality show. I know they would never agree to it, but I know it would be such an amazing guilty pleasure that maybe if I just think it hard enough, it will happen. I mean, J.Lo's doing it.

Photos: WENN

'Tori & Dean: Home Sweet Hollywood' (A Socialite's Life)

Nibbly Things: Now Serving — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 21:44:10+0100

In "Tori & Dean: Home Sweet Hollywood" proud new parents, Tori Spelling and actor husband Dean McDermott, are checking out of the bed & breakfast business and moving back to Hollywood. This season features Spelling and McDermott as they buy their first home, celebrate son Liam's first birthday, publish Tori's first book---and get ready for the birth of their first daughter! Season premieres Tuesday, June 17th at 10/9C only on Oxygen.

'Gossip Girl' Spinoff Isn't Happening... Yet (A Socialite's Life)

Ashton Kutcher's Mystical Hair Growth — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 23:59:42+0100

Rumors started circulating today that hit CW show Gossip Girl would have a spinoff coming out that featured Taylor Momsen's character Jenny Humphrey (Li'l J).

According to creator Josh Schwartz these rumors are totally false. He wrote, "Not sure how this got out there, but no plans for spinoff at this moment. The books do have a spinoff, but we have nothing in the works right now other than making sure season two gets off to a great start."

While that may be the case right now, one source inside the CW network is spilling that if the second season goes as well as expected, a spinoff is likely to happen.

Good news for Gossip Girl show lovers, bad news for those who are sticklers for the Cecily Von Ziegesar book series (which I consider myself).

Photos: Getty Images

You'll Flip for Isla Fisher Swimsuit Pictures (Egotastic!)

Audrina Patridge Was Made for Bikinis. Literally. — Mon, 18 Aug 2008 17:07:04+0100

Great Googly Moogly! Isla Fisher is in Hawaii, and in one hell of a sexy swimsuit, along with her husband Sasha Baron Cohen aka Borat, and their daughter Olive, proving that she may in fact be MILF of the...

Weekend Links (Egotastic!)

Olivia Munn Breast Massage Video. Oh Yeah! — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 16:10:12+0100

You know who's hot? Irina Sheik. (Popoholic) Lindsay Lohan's bikini is wild. (CollegeHumor) Kelly Brook is single, and wants some company. (ZOO) Time lapse Angelina Jolie. (eBaum's World) Rumer Willis doesn't like it when you call her Jay Leno. (DListed)...

Selma Blair Bikini Pictures from Kath & Kim Set (Egotastic!)

Anna Kournikova's Ass Does Maxim — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 05:34:58+0100

Here's Selma Blair in a pink bikini, and a pink cowboy hat, on the set of her new sitcom, Kath & Kim. The show is based on an Australian show of the same name, but so far, most reviews...